My Missed Connection on Metro

I was not laughing at hurricane victims!

You know who you are. You saw me chucking at the Express this morning, so you glanced over my shoulder and were horrified at what I appeared to be laughing at -- a story about body bags in New Orleans. Yes, I know, there is absolutely nothing funny on this entire page. I wasn't even reading it at that moment. I was laughing at something completely different. It was a late night for me last night. Seriously.

(Posted to missed connections on Craig's List.)